Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards

Name: Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: LGBG.128
Price: 20 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (4 reviews)

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$20 ~~$40~~ In stock

Category: GAMES

Liven up your next game night with Dirty Penis Playing Cards from Little Genie. This deck of cheeky, novelty-themed cards is made from waterproof stock, so the fun doesn't stop even if drinks - or the pool - get involved.

- Waterproof novelty playing cards
- Cheeky, adult-themed designs
- Great for game nights and parties
- Durable enough for poolside fun
- By Little Genie

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 4 reviews)

Abigail A. ★★★★★ Nov 6, 2026

The cards got a little slippery after someone spilled beer on them, but that's the whole point of the waterproof stock. We played three rounds and they wiped clean without a single soggy corner.

Alexander X. ★★★★★ Nov 5, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my brother's birthday and they ended up being the hit of the party. The waterproof stock is no joke either, someone spilled a beer on the table and the cards wiped right off.

Hazel ★★★★★ Nov 4, 2026

These survived an entire camping weekend getting rained on and the cards still shuffle fine — waterproof stock is no joke. The dirty illustrations are ridiculous in the best way, perfect for grown-up game night.