NOVELTIES

Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks! - Novelty Pecker Lollies - 84 grams

Introducing “Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks” – the ultimate lollies with an attitude that’s perfect for th...

Sexy Scratcher - Kama Sutra -

Add a playful spark to your week with the Sexy Scratcher from Ozze, a Kama Sutra-themed novelty item...

S-LINE The Dickheads - Ball Door Stopper - Novelty Door Stop

Prop your door open in style with the Dickheads Ball Door Stopper. This Flexible ballsack keeps your...

GoodHead Air Freshener - Vanilla Scented Air Freshener

Maybe you're setting the scene (or the scent!) for some head, or maybe your car needs to smell like ...

Super Fun Key Chain - Penis Whistle - Novelty Key Chain

Introducing the Super Fun Penis Whistle Key Chain by Little Genie—a playful twist on your everyday e...

S-LINE The Dickheads - Beer Bong - Blue Novelty Beer Bong

Let the good times flow with the Dickheads Beer Bong. Made of flexible TPE and PVC, this fun toy wil...

Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give - Fruit Flavoured Lollies - 85 gram Bag

Introducing the Bag of Fucks I Have to Give candy because sometimes you just need a little humour to...

Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons - Party Balloons - Set of 5

Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys ...

Oral For Him Sex Coupons - Set of 15 Coupons

This naughty little number packs 15 tantalising fantasies that’ll have you saying, “Oh my!” Redeem c...

Glitterati - Celebration Straws - Party Straws - 8 Pack

Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our 12 cm Glitterati Penis Straws wil...

Happy Fucking Birthday Glow In The Dark Balloons - Novelty Birthday

Get ready to light up the night and make birthdays unforgettable with our Happy Fucking Birthday Glo...

Last Fuck I Have To Give Sticky Notes - Multi Coloured Novelty Sticky

Brighten your workspace with a hilarious twist using our FU Middle Finger Sticky Note pad! These are...